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SO FIRST OFF I WANT TO SAY FUCKING THANK YOU TO THE MOTHERFUCKERS WHO ACTUALLY POST TO THIS FUCKING COMMUNITY. I WAS GOING TO PROMOTE IT TO MY FRIENDS LIST AFTER I SET IT UP AND THEN MAI WAIFU AND I HAD TO FUCKING MOVE AND SHIT AND THE LAST COUPLE WEEKS HAVE BEEN FUCKING CRAZY BUT NOW THINGS HAVE CALMED THE FUCK DOWN ENOUGH THAT I CAN MAKE A FUCKING POST HERE AND I'LL SEE ABOUT PROMOTING THIS BITCH.

SO IT FIGURES WE WERE HAPPY TO LEAVE LOS FUCKING ANGELES BEHIND FOR A LOT OF REASONS ONE OF WHICH BEING THE HEAT, WE LIVED THERE FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING YEARS AND WE HATED IT BUT ESPECIALLY THE WEATHER, AND THIS PAST SUMMER WAS THE WORST FUCKING ONE IN THE SEVEN FUCKING YEARS WE'D LIVED THERE AND I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT I WAS GONNA FUCKING DIE. I HAVE FUCKING DREADLOCKS DOWN TO MY FUCKING WAIST SO I TOLERATE HEAT LESS WELL THAN OTHER PEOPLE BECAUSE OF MY FUCKING HAIR (AND NO, CUTTING IT OFF IS NOT AN OPTION, FUCK YOU). SO THE LAST COUPLE DAYS WE'RE IN SOCAL IT ACTUALLY IS COOL AND RAINY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE SUMMER IN ALL THE YEARS WE'D FUCKING BEEN THERE, AND THEN WE GET TO OREGON AND WE'VE HAD A FEW DAYS OF HIGH FUCKING HEAT. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS HAVE BEEN SWEATY AND GROSS AND MISERABLE, AND OF COURSE OUR APARTMENT DOES NOT HAVE FUCKING AIR CONDITIONING, SO I'M FUCKING DYING OVER HERE.

I SWEAR THAT FIERY ORB IN THE SKY HATES ME AND WANTS TO FUCKING KILL ME.

I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT FOR SUMMER TO JUST BE FUCKING OVER. AND I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO SOME MOTHERFUCKING RAIN, BITCHES. PEOPLE ARE LIKE "HURR HURR YOU KNOW THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST GETS A LOT OF RAIN, RIGHT". SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY FUCKING LIKE RAIN. I'M FROM FUCKING SCOTLAND, I MISS THE FUCK OUT OF SOME FINE-ASSED MOTHERFUCKING SCOTTISH WEATHER. GIVE ME SOME FUCKING RAIN. I LIVED SEVEN YEARS IN THE FUCKING DESERT. I WANT SOME FUCKING RAIN. "HURR HURR IT'S REALLY WET THERE!" YOU DON'T FUCKING SAY? WOW! THANKS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! THE MORE YOU FUCKING KNOW, AND KNOWING IS HALF THE FUCKING BATTLE, AMIRITE? I LOVE HOW WHEN YOU SAY YOU'RE MOVING SOMEPLACE PEOPLE HAVE TO POINT OUT THE MOST OBVIOUS THING EVER LIKE YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW IT'S THERE. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE USEFUL IF PEOPLE WERE, LIKE, "YOU SHOULD TRY VOODOO DOUGHNUT" OR "DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A DOC MARTENS STORE" OR SOME SHIT, BUT NO IT'S "HURR HURR RAIN WET RAIN HURR HURR DURR DURR". HOW THESE PEOPLE FUCKING LEAVE THE HOUSE AND MANAGE TO NOT FUCKING GET KILLED OR HAVE THEIR BRAINS FUCKING IMPLODE ON THEM, I DO NOT EVEN FUCKING KNOW. HURR HURR RAIN, DURR HURR HURR, YEAH FUCK YOU I FUCKING LIKE RAIN.

MEANWHILE, THIS HOT WEATHER SHIT BETTER STOP. IT'S LIKE THE SUN DECIDED TO FUCKING TROLL ME AND I AM NOT FUCKING AMUSED.

Date: 2013-07-28 02:27 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] shinyshoes
JESUS FUCKING MARY AND MOTHERFUCKING JOSEPH, I FORGOT TO FUCKING SUBSCRIBE. I AM A FUCKING IDIOT.

I FUCKING HOPE BLASPHEMY IS FUCKING ALLOWED HERE. IT'S OFFICIALLY FUCKING ILLEGAL IN IRELAND, BUT FUCK THE GOVERNMENT, THEY CAN KISS MY ROSY FUCKING ASS.
Edited Date: 2013-07-28 02:27 am (UTC)

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