Date: 2013-09-14 12:50 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] ex_revol580
YOU FUCKING FUCK, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU HAVE MOTHERFUCKING GLENLIVET (AKA LIQUID HEAVEN) WHEN I HAVE FUCK-ALL (EXCEPT FOR FUCKING VODKA-AND-GOLDBEARS AND A GOON SACK [THAT ACTUALLY DOESN'T TASTE ALL THAT BAD, I MEAN IT'S FUCKING 'AEROPLANE FUEL' (AS MY GODDAMN DAD SAYS) BUT IT COULD BE MUCH WORSE, LAST ONE I HAD TASTED LIKE A FUCKING FLU GERM IN A COLOSTOMY BAG]). {[(I FUCKING LOVE PARENTHESES.)]} JESUS SHIT I AM LIVID RIGHT FUCKING NOW. WELL NOT REALLY BUT I JUST FUCKING FELT LIKE SAYING IT.

IT IS HEADING FOR EIGHTY-FIVE EVERFUCKING DEGREES HERE ("'STRAYA CUNT" AS THEY BLOODY SAY) WHICH PISSES ME OFF BECAUSE IT'S COCKSUCKING SEPTEMBER YOU SONOFABITCH WEATHER. SEP-FUCKING-TEMBER! WHERE IN THE NAME OF BALLS IS MY PLEASANT WEATHER AND FLOWERS AND SHIT? WHERE?!

SO WHAT ALL THAT FUCKING NONSENSE MEANS IS THAT I AM STAYING THE FUCK AT HOME AND KEEPING MY ARSE OUT OF THE FUCKING GLOBAL WARMING WEATHER AND DOING GEEKY SHIT LIKE CODING SOME WRITING SHIT. I MIGHT END UP SWEARING AT OUR NEW DOUCHEBAG PRIME MINISTER BUT THAT'S NEVER ANY REAL FUCKING FUN BECAUSE THE DONKEYHUMPER NEVER FUCKING HEARS ME. I SUPPOSE I COULD MAIL HIM A LETTER BUT I AM NOT FUCKIN' WASTING 60 CENTS WORTH OF STAMPS ON HIS HIGHLY OFFENSIVE ARSE I AM TELLING YOU THAT NOW.

SPOT THE FUCKING SCOT

I AM SO FUCKING INTERESTING I ASTOUND MYSELF.
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