FUCKIN' OATH. THIS HAS BEEN THE MOST ACCURATE STATEMENT EVER UTTERED ON SAID PRIME MINISTER SO FAR.

THE ONLY WAY I CAN DRINK THAT FUCKING RUSSIAN MOUSEPISS THEY CALL VODKA IS WHEN IT HAS THESE LITTLE FUCKERS IN THE BOTTOM OF THE BLOODY SHOT GLASS. FUCKING SWEET AND FUCKING ADORABLE IN A KIND OF FUCKED-UP WAY. I THINK I ACTUALLY INVENTED THAT SHIT. I FUCKING ASTOUND MYSELF.

...I THINK I MAY ACTUALLY STILL HAVE SOME LEFT UNLESS THAT BITCH [personal profile] rot ATE THEM ALL.

98% OF ALL BULLSHIT STATISTICS SAY THAT THE FUCKERS WHO STAY AT HOME ON THE WEEKENDS AND DRINK ARE THE BEST TYPES. I KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE FUCKING LEARNINGS, OK.
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