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HAY GUESS WHAT EVERYBODY I AM TOTALLY DRINKING THE FUCK OUT OF SOME GLENLIVET TONIGHT. WHY? BECAUSE IT'S FRAIIIIYYYDAYYYY FRAIIIIDAYYYY GOTTA GET MOTHERFUCKING DOWN ON FUCKING FRAIIIIDAYYYYY I FUCKING CAN, THAT'S FUCKING WHY.

I MIGHT GO TO PAGAN FUCKING PRIDE THIS WEEKEND, OR I MIGHT STAY HOME AND DO SOME MOTHERFUCKING ART. NOT REALLY FUCKING SURE. I HEARD IT'S GOING TO BE 91 FUCKING DEGREES TOMORROW AND THEN FUCKING RAIN ON SUNDAY (THE DAY OF THE PAGAN PRIDE EVENT) SO IT JUST KIND OF FUCKING SEEMS LIKE A GOOD FUCKING WEEKEND TO STAY FUCKING HOME AND DRINK MOAR SCOTCH.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THIS FUCKING WEEKEND? ANYBODY?
FUCKIN' OATH. THIS HAS BEEN THE MOST ACCURATE STATEMENT EVER UTTERED ON SAID PRIME MINISTER SO FAR.

THE ONLY WAY I CAN DRINK THAT FUCKING RUSSIAN MOUSEPISS THEY CALL VODKA IS WHEN IT HAS THESE LITTLE FUCKERS IN THE BOTTOM OF THE BLOODY SHOT GLASS. FUCKING SWEET AND FUCKING ADORABLE IN A KIND OF FUCKED-UP WAY. I THINK I ACTUALLY INVENTED THAT SHIT. I FUCKING ASTOUND MYSELF.

...I THINK I MAY ACTUALLY STILL HAVE SOME LEFT UNLESS THAT BITCH [personal profile] rot ATE THEM ALL.

98% OF ALL BULLSHIT STATISTICS SAY THAT THE FUCKERS WHO STAY AT HOME ON THE WEEKENDS AND DRINK ARE THE BEST TYPES. I KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE FUCKING LEARNINGS, OK.
I HAVE A PH.D IN MOTHERFUCKEROLOGY.

GODFUCKINGDAMMIT NOW THERE IS COFFEE ON MY FUCKING MONITOR AND I AM STILL FUCKIN' LAUGHING.

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HUGE FUCKING SWEARING

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