HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THIS FUCKING COMMUNITY BEFORE? SWEAR TO FUCKING JESUS CHRIST ON A CRACKER I JUST LOOKED ON MY EVERFUCKING NETWORK PAGE (WHICH IS BY AND FUCKING LARGE MOSTLY FULL OF SHIT I DON'T CARE ABOUT) AND THERE THE FUCK IT WAS. LIKE, "FEAST YOUR SEEING BALLS ON THIS, FUCKWIT." SO I'M FUCKING HERE AND I'M GONNA FUCKIN' RANT ABOUT PETTY SHIT BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT.

SO. MY NEIGHBOURS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE RIPE BLUE FUCK THEY'RE DOING RIGHT NOW, BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY'RE BASHING TWO FUCKING BRICKS TOGETHER AT IRREGULAR MOTHERFUCKING INTERVALS. NOW, ON THEIR ARSE-BACKWARDS PLANET THAT MAY COUNT AS A MAJESTIC FUCKING SYMPHONY OR SOME SUCH SHIT, BUT HERE IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO RAM A FORK INTO MY EARDRUMS. AND SCREAM. THOUGH RAMMING A FORK INTO MY FUCKING EARDRUMS WOULD PROBABLY MAKE ME SCREAM ANYWAY. DON'T MIND ME, I HAVE A MILD CASE OF THE DIPSHITS BROUGHT ON BY WEIRD FUCKING BRICK NOISES.

I'M WONDERING IF THE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS ARE ACTUALLY TRYING TO SUMMON SATAN IN SOME KIND OF FUCKED-UP ARCANE RITUAL. IT IS FRIDAY FUCKING NIGHT, AFTER ALL.

JESUS FUCK I WISH THE DUMB CUNTS WOULD JUST SHUT UP. OR GET EATEN BY A WEREWOLF IDK.

...THIS IS QUITE THERA-FUCKIN'-PEUTIC ACTUALLY. I DON'T FEEL QUITE SO MUCH LIKE STABBING A BITCH ANYMORE. FUCKAREE!

(PS: SUPER MASSIVE FUCKING KUDOS IF YOU KNOW WHERE THAT SWEARFUL EXCLAMATION OF GENERAL FUCKIN' YAYNESS COMES FROM.) 

Date: 2013-07-26 03:06 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] pointy_eared_bastard
"FUCKAREE" IS NOW MY NEW FAVORITE WORD EVER.

I TOTALLY FUCKING FORGOT TO PROMOTE THIS COMMUNITY TO MY FRIENDS AFTER I FUCKING STARTED IT BECAUSE I HAD TO FUCKING MOVE AND SHIT, BUT I'M REALLY GLAD WE'RE GETTING SOME FUCKING POSTS HERE NOW. IT'S VERY FUCKING THERAPEUTIC, ISN'T IT?

LOUD NEIGHBORS ARE THE FUCKING WORST. WE USED TO HAVE THESE NEIGHBORS WHO WOULD PLAY MEXICAN POLKA AT ASS O'FUCKING CLOCK IN THE MORNING AND IT DROVE ME FUCKING NUTS. WE HAD OTHER NEIGHBORS WHO GOT INTO SCREAMING MATCHES AND HAD A DOG WHO BARKED FUCKING CONSTANTLY, AND NORMALLY I FUCKING LIKE DOGS, BUT NOT SO MUCH WHEN THEY JUST FUCKING BARK ALL THE FUCKING TIME OVER FUCKING NOTHING.

Date: 2013-07-28 02:10 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] shinyshoes
MY GODDAMN SON WHO JUST FUCKING FINISHED SUCK-ASS SECONDARY SCHOOL IS THE WORST ABOUT BEING A FUCKING LOUD-ASS FUCKING NEIGHBOUR. I'M TOTALLY PISSED OFF ABOUT THE WAY HE FUCKING SCREAMS AT HIS TEAMSPEAK FRIENDS AT 2AM EVEN THOUGH HE FUCKING WELL KNOWS THAT WE LIVE IN A GODDAMN TERRACED HOUSE AND HE SHARES A FUCKING WALL WITH A FUCKING FIVE YEAR OLD NEXT FUCKING DOOR SHARING A SHITTY THIN-ASS BEDROOM WALL WITH HIM.

THE DUMBASS NEIGHBOURS HAVE ALREADY CALLED THE FUCKING COPS ON HIM ONCE, BUT THE BASTARD NEVER FUCKING PAYS ATTENTION. (AND HE IS A BASTARD SO I CAN FUCKING CALL HIM THAT, BITCHES).

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